“The inch an half transcrotal barbell (balls) weighed in at a full pound. Twice your estimate. My balls are heading for my knees. It’s size is obscene. It is gross. I love it. My balls love it. My piercing Gods love it. Your love of craftsmanship is exceptional. And it shows. You have provided holy tools to allow me to achieve higher spiritual and sensual experiences.
Keep up the good work. You must be beloved by the piercing Gods.”