“Just got my new PA wand. Man, I gotta tell ya what a fine piece of work it is. Slipped it in with a most delicious sting, threaded the smartie bead on.
Shit, what a look and what an even GREATER feeling. Thank you so much! You do outstanding work!!! Sitting here right now and I can feel it, but not the slighest bit uncormfortable. Great piece of jewelry!
What a relief it is gonna be to be able to stand again and whizz!”